so I just opened my dryer for the first time since Hurricane Sandy hit
and this came out
when ur mum starts asking u things just as uve woken up
"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights
somebody gets it.
if I ever see a girl in public who is clearly going for something really bold with her look (crazy hair, makeup, outfit) and looks like she’s maybe uncomfortable or nervous about rocking it, I make sure to go up to her and tell her she looks fierce. It took a lot of courage to go out like that and somebody ought to notice.
changes lives. be sure to do that at least once a day.
you’re the type of person this world needs
|parents:||you spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted|
|me:||fine can i go out|
when u accidentally open ur front camera and ur sitting there like
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques